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daveholmes: Is this the best Fox News poll ever? No, I think it...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:14:27 -0600

Is this the best Fox News poll ever? No, I think it is.

wow, this is impressively bad.

giovanni was looking up cstring, which is a library for c++...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:34:00 -0600

giovanni was looking up cstring, which is a library for c++ and apparently is also this fucking trick. “anti-grav thong. i think u can only use it on a spaceship” - giovanni

bg5000: tylercoates: me: if you had two sick days left and you...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:08:19 -0600

bg5000:

tylercoates:

me: if you had two sick days left and you woke up this morning and it was 4 degrees outside, would you use one of them and go back to sleep?
Megan: yes
Megan: without a doubt
me: thank you.

I did the exactly same thing. I’m just not ready for this yet. February, maybe, but not right now.

i don’t have a fancy screen shot or anything but it’s 27 and gonna snow FUCKING AGAIN! here and it’s 55 and sunny where i’m about to be calling my home. I’m not trying to brag as much as i’m trying to persuade everyone i know and love to move to italy w/ me. we can all work at the american university in the same department…actually the one they create for us b/c we are hilarious and smart. but that’s only until we make enough money to open up our own business of hilariousness and smartness. i’m sure that could be a real thing. wouldn’t you guys like a 55 winter instead of a -17 one?

um....tyty?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:59:34 -0600

weren’t we supposed to get “more” w/ the top 10 or 20?

bg5000: Who’s interested in watching a video of Simon Pegg,...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:49:54 -0600

bg5000:

Who’s interested in watching a video of Simon Pegg, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, and Joe Lo Trugilo acting the fool on the set of the movie Paul? The answer better be you. (via Videogum)

the best part about this is none of these people is in this movie. it’s a serious film about les paul. by the hand of god this is true.

dear tyty,

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:41:48 -0600

don’t worry so much about what you have in common w/ someone. that shit doesn’t matter. sharing a life is about sharing attraction, and safety and the ability to talk about the things you have a hard time talking to yourself about. but really it’s just about attraction. cause i have no idea what my hubs says half the time, he’s all rigatoni this, meat-a-ball-a that.

love,

mindy

bg5000: SNL - Kickspit Underground Rock Festival So amazing....

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:53:42 -0600

bg5000:

SNL - Kickspit Underground Rock Festival

So amazing. The way the announcer says viruses just kills me.

this brough a renewed love of snl.

just had the best dinner w/ the new honchos(well not all the new honchos and really these honchos...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:32:51 -0600

just had the best dinner w/ the new honchos(well not all the new honchos and really these honchos have been brewing for a few months now) and then we watched adventureland, and then we talked about relationships. i can’t wait for the old honchos to meet the new ones. lazytown just got a little bigger for this coming pfork.

also there’s this one….AMAZING! jerky ghosts.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:35:13 -0600

also there’s this one….AMAZING! jerky ghosts.

my friend elise just showed me what her sister does….this...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:31:17 -0600

my friend elise just showed me what her sister does….this is one of the amazing animate shorts she’s made. AMAZING!

dangermania: Sometimes I want to write on here about how my family is a bunch of jerks and then I’m...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:38:27 -0600

dangermania:

Sometimes I want to write on here about how my family is a bunch of jerks and then I’m like, “oh wait, all you jerks read this.”

i like this b/c it means 2 things. 1. that your jerky family reads this. and 2. that everyone on here is a jerk. perfect.

bg5000: Who wants to see a picture of Stephen Colbert and a...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:32:24 -0600

bg5000:

Who wants to see a picture of Stephen Colbert and a kitty? (via)

meeeeeeeeeeeee! i wold also like to see him with one teeny tinny dog and one huge one….but i’d like it if the dogs were mad at each other and colbert was all “i don’t know what happened” but secretly he does…he knows.

these are great!

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:22:00 -0600

these are great!

bg5000: thatsimportant: POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:03:34 -0600

bg5000:

thatsimportant:

POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF ALL TIME FEATURING AMERICA’S MOST IMPORTANT LESBIAN, MEREDITH BAXTER-BIRNEY, EATING AN ENTIRE CAKE, IN THE SEIZURE-INDUCINGLY IMPORTANT LIFETIME MOVIE, “KATE’S SECRET”

2 thiings:

The music when she gets the snacks is amazing.

Considering how out in the open she is with her binge eating, i think the movie should actually be called “Kate’s Poorly Concealed Secret”.

i like the idea of binge eating as stealing…what a great idea!
i didn’t realize that binge eating was like getting high, that’s the only way to explain how easy it was for her to ignore the hideous mess she was making
i also didn’t realize that binge eaters didn’t have the ability to use small tools, such as knives and forks

all in all this is a very interesting look into the binge eaters lifestyle and habits. very informative. where can i watch the whole amazing movie?

Alec Baldwin says lost interest in acting, will soon quit

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:54:37 -0600

Alec Baldwin says lost interest in acting, will soon quit:

bg5000:

Ugh, do we blame this on It’s Complicated? Let’s hope it’s just a phase.

this is upsetting in so many ways. it’s like he finally fell into what he should have always been doing but it was just too late. i know he doesn’t read my blog(well, who could ever really “know”) but if he did i’d tell him his most recent “failure” is a true pleasure in my life. and for that i thank him.

I’m watching hamlet 2 right now. so far i have placed 4 craigs list ads to sell my shit, made...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:40:36 -0600

I’m watching hamlet 2 right now. so far i have placed 4 craigs list ads to sell my shit, made plans to see zombie land at the $ theater w/ some honchos and kept abreast of what’s going down on tumblr, this is the most productive movie i have ever watched. also super snorlax-fest. blerg.

bg5000: I think everyone who knows Mindy can imagine her giving...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:57:11 -0600

bg5000:

I think everyone who knows Mindy can imagine her giving a speech just like this. (via pilnick)

you mean how i like trampolines right? not that i’m a sarcastic and angry bird.

tylercoates: Adam’s impression of me is surprisingly...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:54:36 -0600

tylercoates:

Adam’s impression of me is surprisingly accurate.

i like that you clearly had the option to hang up….and you didn’t.

looks like someone else has fallen into a food...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:47:03 -0600

looks like someone else has fallen into a food coma…can’t wait for mine!

the hubs and his hawk, which will be no more after...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:55:45 -0600

the hubs and his hawk, which will be no more after today…by that i mean if he makes me shave it off DIVORCE!