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Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences →

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   oh dear God. Dan Brown is one of the worst writers I’ve ever seen. He’s not just bad in a pulpy way, he’s bad in a...

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    haha. this is awesome.

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    Oh man this is a gold mine. 19. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 83: “The Knights Templar were warriors,” Teabing reminded,...

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    I like this one: 17. Deception Point, chapter 8: Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin...

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    PLEASE READ THIS, this is decently funny.

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    10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope

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    Yeah, but what about Dan Brown’s best sentences? This is my fav sentence (after skimming a couple chapters) in The Lost...

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    He doesn’t just have formulaic sentences, his plots and uh ‘characters’ are also the same.

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    I love this. For what it’s worth, I finally read the Da Vinci Code after years of resisting/mocking it, and loved it in...

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    Hey Kell remember that...time I refused to talk to that boy in the ice cream store because...

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    mine: The Da Vinci Code, chapter 5: Only those with a keen eye would notice his 14-karat gold bishop’s ring with purple...

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    Who the hell reads these books for the pretty language anyway? Ya’ll just jealous haters.

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    My favourite one: 4, 3, and 2. The Da Vinci Code, opening sentence: Renowned curator Jacques Saunière staggered through...

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