This town is too fucking small.
tylercoates: I mean, the rent is cheap and all, but I’d love to run into someone who didn’t know someone else I knew. You know? every trip i’ve made to nyc(and i’m talking day trips too) i’ve run into someone i knew, either someone from high school, or like this last trip, yoko ono, and i owe that bitch money, and she is not afraid to bring that up every 5 minutes!
tylercoates: Built to Spill - “Carry The Zero” ...
Chance is not a very easy guy to eliminate. So, I’m a very difficult target. I’m...– Jean Claude Van Damme, on his character in Hard Target (via skeetonmischa) (via bg5000) WHOA! VAN DAMME PLAYED CHANCE?!?! OUR chance?!
i had a dream last night that involved an snl special going on in and around my mom’s home. molly shannon and cher were playing twin chers and will ferrell was my step dad. i had to make this pie that had a rainbow crust and the oven was in the ground and when will ferrell put the pie in the oven(with one arm around my mom) he said, about the pie, “you look like a woman, and smell like...
A list of all the movies currently being shown on... →
bg5000: Unfortunately it has the real movies listed in with the Lifetime originals, but there’s still a lot of gems to be found, like how they show both A Face to Die For and A Face to Kill For. ”The bad news? Emily has a disfigured face and just got sent to jail for a crime her low-down hubby committed. The good news? Because of a fluke prison incident, she got amazing plastic surgery and...
tylercoates: Apartment-hunting is stressful. It was good stress yesterday. Today is had turned into that scary, manic kind of stress. Hopefully tomorrow my bi-polar apartment-hunting disorder will level itself out, or at least mellow a bit. when we were looking for apartments i didn’t get stressed out until i realized there was only 1 apt. every day we could afford and every day it sounded...
Here’s what they do in Rent to show us that they are creative. Nothing! They do...– Oh david rakoff why must you ruin the perception of reality that rent gave me? actually, i’m glad someone else hated rent as much as i did.
b/c today i wish I were “me-o”
I’m proud of you, Party Times.– Adam (That’s all I ever wanted to hear.) (via tylercoates) me too tytypartytimestown! we’re all proud of you growing up a bit every day!
For Firstborns, Secondhand Fits the Bill →
I’m in the process of reading this article. It’s about how we, as a culture our raising our kids in a kind of depression-era way. as in, buying clothing and toys etc. from thrift shops or getting hand me downs from friends who have already had children. it also talks about how a pot and a spoon are toys we used to give our kids to play with. how baby consumerism is down. blah blah. but...
bg5000: adeandabet: I just counted 12 hipster boys in Jean shorts…TWELVE…on my cross-town walk from work. Ugh, i guess that means the Pitchfork Festival is going to look like the Georgia-Florida game this year. um, that’s a burn hipsters…and by hipsters i mean everyone i know also(remember when you wore jean shorts to the pitchfork adam?)
The 50 Greatest Movie Trailers of All Time →
bg5000: Thank god Maximum Overdrive made the list. man, it is a goddamn shame Crank 2 didn’t make this list.
Internet = memory
tylercoates: I don’t remember exactly, but I am reblogging to say that watching that clip (before the YouTube fan montage, natch) made me seriously considering making this my next big-ticket item. Tyty, all you need is abc family at 4pm(chicago time) and you’ve got gilmore girls every day for the rest of your life. and, as an added bonus “secret life of the american...