if anyone gets a chance to watch the amazing event show on discovery this weekend, make sure you catch the sardine dolphin freak out, it is so cool!
this game is amazing, only topped by the theme... →
Zach came up to me one night in 1995, in Max Fish, a bar on the Lower East Side....– Lisa deLarios, about Zach Galifianakis. Maybe the best pickup line ever?
I just realized that every time i see an article about canning i read it and get over excited about it and then do nothing. i think b/c i chicken out a little, like, it looks too hard or something. but not this time! i’m so over myself, yes i’m too broke to get what i need now, but in 2 weeks when i get my first pay check that isn’t completely dedicated to something this shit is...
Map Totes-for when you want to have a grocery bag... →
giovanni just asked me if i thought his english was Very Basic, Conversational, Somewhat Fluent or Fluent. I said somehwhat fluent. and then i realised i think mine is conversational. yikes!
A Chili Sauce to Crow About →
my favorite thing to do with cock sauce: collard greens(and here’s how) collards shrink so get a lot maybe 2-4 bundles for a 1/2 lb of bacon. chop thick cut bacon and start cooking in a large pot that has a lid. add chopped onions after bacon has cooked about halfway. when the onions look and smell amazing add a drizzle of molasses(this is up to you how much, how sweet do you really...
is there a place where rich people store miles for poor people so that when they have family members that live in other places that are dying they can have some miles to get a free flight to go see that person? if there isn’t can someone please make that right now so i can go see my grandmother BEFORE she dies?
Adam: poor horse
always "poor horse" with you!
what about "poor amanda's brain" getting a horse hammered into it!
Adam: it would never happen, you'd just end up beating the shit out of that horse
poor horse then
Everything Tracy Jordan said. →
bg5000: methodicechidna: All of Tracy’s dialogue from season three of 30 rock. Sure, they’re kind of out of context, but it doesn’t affect the humor as much as you’d think. This is great cause it brings back memories, also tracy IS out of context!
Kept From a Dying Partner’s Bedside →
i think about this a lot, not being married my self, and feeling family style close to all of my good friends. there should be some way to declare who your family is, a form you can add to as your family grows. i would call mine my honcho list. so not only could my blood related family see me if i was dying, but my honcho family could too….you assholes know who you are.
me: what are you agreeing with adam for?
Giovanni: keeping the making love talk for urself!
well maybe you should stop saying it!
i seriously love watching my tumbularity plunge into the black hole of doom!
Craigslist Changes Sex Ads →
sorry tyty, no more prostitution for you!
thi shit is jesus good! happy mothers day out there!
UGH! this is EXACTLY what it’s like living with an italian! right on the money lez!
so i just watched dirty dancing again after not seeing it for 20 years…i still love this movie, and i might even like it more now for a few reasons. 1. now that i’m 30 and thinking about babies CONSTANTLY, that camp looks like so much fun. you get to learn how to dance and stay by a beautiful lake for an undetermined amount of time.(was that the whole summer or was it seriously just a...
one angry bitch baker →
bg5000: Whit just let me know about this auto-response that she got in response to a JoAnn Fabrics email alert. I am still speechless: Sorry, I’m currently in Jail for physically abusing a 14 month old little girl that I babysat. I will be out sometime this spring, and will return all messages then. Thank you. Is this real? Is it a ballsy attempt at a bad joke? I have no idea what to think....
And a sloth does indeed spend most of it time in the canopy, coming down to...– Steve Mirsky, Scientific America. amazing!