December 2009
22 posts
“I volunteered to serve food to the workers at Ground Zero after 9/11. There were...”
– Sigourney Weaver (via mollylambert)
the hulu and i are fighting.
Adam: you know what's funny
me: everything?
Adam: i dont think i've seen all of the first American Ninja
me: ha
Adam: i certainly never saw it before i saw the second one
me: well then your update will be 30 min
Adam: it's truly not necessary
me: then you should make up a recap that will satisfy me or i will make your life a living hell
and you know i can
Adam: i know that you could maybe make a couple of minutes a living hell, then you'll get bored and tired and take a nap
me: damn my...zzzzzzzzzzzz
Adam: there we go
I'm moving to a country when the prime minister... →
um....tyty?
weren’t we supposed to get “more” w/ the top 10 or 20?
dear tyty,
don’t worry so much about what you have in common w/ someone. that shit doesn’t matter. sharing a life is about sharing attraction, and safety and the ability to talk about the things you have a hard time talking to yourself about. but really it’s just about attraction. cause i have no idea what my hubs says half the time, he’s all rigatoni this, meat-a-ball-a that.
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Watchbg5000:
SNL - Kickspit Underground Rock Festival
So amazing. The way the announcer says viruses just kills me.
this brough a renewed love of snl.
just had the best dinner w/ the new honchos(well not all the new honchos and really these honchos have been brewing for a few months now) and then we watched adventureland, and then we talked about relationships. i can’t wait for the old honchos to meet the new ones. lazytown just got a little bigger for this coming pfork.
dangermania:
Sometimes I want to write on here about how my family is a bunch of jerks and then I’m like, “oh wait, all you jerks read this.”
i like this b/c it means 2 things. 1. that your jerky family reads this. and 2. that everyone on here is a jerk. perfect.
Alec Baldwin says lost interest in acting, will... →
bg5000:
Ugh, do we blame this on It’s Complicated? Let’s hope it’s just a phase.
this is upsetting in so many ways. it’s like he finally fell into what he should have always been doing but it was just too late. i know he doesn’t read my blog(well, who could ever really “know”) but if he did i’d tell him his most recent “failure” is a true pleasure in...