October 2009
50 posts
Important Atheist Group Dedicated To Saving... →
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We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
i just asked adam the original lyrics to on top of spagheti, and here they are…all weird and about courting too slow.
On top of Old Smokey, All covered with snow, I lost my true lover, For courting too slow. For courting’s a pleasure, But parting is grief, And a false-hearted lover, Is worse than a thief. A thief will just rob you, And take what you have, But a...
“i need a shirt that says, ‘i sat through a youtube ad for postachios and...”
– bad news, rap dudes So do i. so if anyone is handing out free personalized shirts that’s what i want on mine.
IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS. →
bg5000:
“When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.”
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overshare and advice all in one
my friend daniele’s mom told me to pee on it. it being pretty much anything. if you have a sty in your eye get some pee on it, if you have a cut, pee on it. a wart, pee on it. so this weekend i burned my thumb pretty bad pulling a pot out of the oven. and giovanni reminded me of this advice. and so i peed on it. it stopped hurting. the smallest of blisters formed and i have been able to...
the weird things that happen
so last night while getting ready for sleepy times i realized i had forgotten to turn down the heat for a nice chilly slumber. i got up to remedy the situation and it had magically turned itself down, to about 45 degrees. to be fair our power had flickered off so i thought maybe that was the cause. i turned it back to about 65 and crawled into bed for some sweet sweet slumber. at 2 am i was woken...
“It’s a taco wrapped in a burrito wrapped in a pizza covered in fur, and it won’t...”
– Tyler has come up with the best description of Cats i’ve ever heard. (via bg5000)
i saw cats when i was about 10 and i’m pretty sure if i could have put it into words, that’s how i would have felt too.
The Rape Tunnel →
bg5000:
AKA the worst idea for a haunted house ever:
What if a police officer crawls through the tunnel?
Then I will probably go to jail. But before that I’ll try my very best to sexually assault him or her.
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can you freeze cake batter →
the reason i’m posting this is not to inform, but to entertain! the best part about comment sections sometimes are the fights that ensue. i like that this person is really not understanding the idea of a cakelet just being a tiny cake. it’s really not that confusing…but hilarious how up in arms everyone gets about the whole thing.
All 41 Classic 80’s Songs from the Adventureland... →
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In Surprise, Obama Wins Nobel for Diplomacy →
“The question we have to ask is who has done the most in the previous year to enhance peace in the world,” Mr. Jagland said. “And who has done more than Barack Obama?”
He compared the selection of Mr. Obama with the award in 1971 to the then West German Chancellor Willy Brandt for his “Ostpolitik” policy of reconciliation with communist eastern Europe.
“Brandt hadn’t achieved much when he got...
kells-the champ
i stand by my beliefs.
Twacy.org - The Campaign to get Tracy Morgan on... →
bg5000:
Today in America, celebrities are tweeting the mundane details of their lives, yet millions of children will go to bed without knowing everything Tracy Morgan has done. That’s because Tracy has not yet joined Twitter.
All 93 of Dj Hero's Mash-ups →
bg5000:
The last thing my apartment needs is another plastic instrument, but i look at the cuts on this list and i start to think about where i can make some room.
it’s just nice to know i was right, holla back girl was the only song gwen stefani ever made. ever.
tylercoates:
Giorgio Moroder & David Bowie -...
g and i went to see zombieland tonight. there was a trailer for 2012. i would totally watch a movie that was just fake special effect destruction for 2 hours, no plot, no characters, just insane quakes and water destroying everything, fire and brimstone! it would be like baraka only completely fake and terrible. i would love that movie. zombieland was a lot of fun. it had some lovely jumping out...
3 amazing things happened last night....
1. giodude and i were invited to a party by these really cool ladies we met on friday night, on the way there(out in the middle of no where pa) we saw a medium sized black bear! very very cool.
2. this bear inspired something glorious! we all know the scary story about the dude in the back seat of the car w/ a knife in the middle of the night, yes? well what if that guy was replaced by a friendly...
Petition to extradite Roman Polanski to the United... →
bg5000:
non-blog:
To whom it may concern,
It has come to my attention that a large group of film actors and directors have started a petition for the immediate release of convicted sexual assailant, Roman Polanski. I understand they are claiming that his crime is a “case of morals”. I’m absolutely positive that sexual abuse of a minor is NOT a case of morals, but a contemptuous crime of...
Petition to extradite Roman Polanski to the United... →
A very lovely person sent me a comment where to post my petition, so please please please sign the petition and pass it along to everyone you know so we can at least try to make a difference. thanks!
Petition to extradite Roman Polanski to the United...
To whom it may concern,
It has come to my attention that a large group of film actors and directors have started a petition for the immediate release of convicted sexual assailant, Roman Polanski. I understand they are claiming that his crime is a “case of morals”. I’m absolutely positive that sexual abuse of a minor is NOT a case of morals, but a contemptuous crime of nature....
Full list of Polanski Supporters →
This also has the petition. It’s increasingly disturbing to me how hollywood is like this militia group and “art/intellect” is their kool-aid. it’s terrifying b/c it would not surprise me if they get what they want. is there anything we can do? honestly? is there a petition we can create against the hollywood petition? why aren’t there more people in hollywood...
“What about this clear-cut case isn’t criminal? Does Roman Polanski’s undeniable...”
– Eve Ensler
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