December 2008
28 posts
dear me,
you just need 8 more books and goodreads will be at 300. please read some more. thanks! me
Dec 30th
How awesome is the place you live!? →
So this cool little web site compares the place you live w/ where ever else you want. like say you live in chicago but you’re going to move to state college, pa. you just compare the 2 places and find out that you are moving to a place full of white 18-25 year olds that don’t have kids and aren’t married. how bout it!? if i weren’t moving w/ my gentleman caller i’d be...
Dec 26th
WOW!!!! →
my gentleman caller was looking for igocar and accidental typed in igocard….this is what happened. you’ll need sound to really enjoy this.
Dec 26th
is it just me or is the interwebs more annoying now then usual.
Dec 23rd
dear chicago,
I’m sorry to be telling you this in a letter. as you know we broke up 2 years ago b/c i was afraid of a long distant relationship and you were unwilling to change locations to be closer to me. but i couldn’t stay away, you’re smart, sophisticated, and utterly charming! so i came back a little under a year ago, and you worked your magic on me! with the gourmet grocery store, the...
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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ListenR. Kelly with Kanye West - Love Lockdown (Remix) ...
Dec 21st
Dear weather,
let’s not, ok? let’s just not.
Dec 19th
Listensweet sensation - sincerely yours Having a bit of...
Dec 19th
has any one else noticed chicago is ill prepared this year for the snow? is chicago broke or something? i’m a little concerned.
Dec 19th
Film Addict: How many of IMDB's Top 250 have you... →
bg5000: I’ve seen 63.2%. I suppose i have some work to do. 44% yikes! also, did you notice how many movies from the last 10 years were on there? is that just b/c of time or b/c we are actually getting better at making movies?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
anyone?
so i’m not famous but does anyone want to buy all the stuff i’m gonna sell for 500$ no questions asked….just come by pick it up and then give me 500$. eh? it’s some stuff!!!!!!!!
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
Dec 11th
lay off town
looks like people are getting laid off at my temp job….i wonder if i should be worried…anyone i know who reads this who might be able to tell me….it would be nice to know.
Dec 11th
WatchWatch
bg5000: Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone - “JIMP” You’re going to love this, Mindy.  how could i not!
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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New Battlestar Webisodes start on Friday →
bg5000: SCIFI.COM announced the launch of a new 10-part series of Battlestar Galactica webisodes, “The Face of the Enemy,” starting Dec. 12 at noon ET. Two webisodes will debut weekly, leading up to the on-air return of the series on Jan. 16, 2009. Hopefully this will make the wait for January 16th go by quicker.  Ma-hollar!
Dec 10th
Dec 6th
dear high school kids(and 25 year olds),
i’ve been thinking about this a lot and getting angrier by the second. yeah, high school can feel like a cake walk after you’ve been out of it for a few years. but the truth is it’s a pain in the ass, and you go through it at a time in your life that’s complicated by emotions, parents, your hormones, all with the fear that you have no idea who you are or who you want to be....
Dec 5th
tylercoates: tesslynch: Dear high school Tumblrs, Your problems will get infinitely worse.  These problems are not so bad.  Pull a Ferris Bueller or something and try to enjoy it. Love, Your 25 year old friend Tess gives advice to those who need it.  i dunno…sounds like a pretty bad high school day.  poor kid! also, i think it should be said that it gets a hell of a lot better too...
Dec 5th
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hey! you know what else people like too much now!
SHARKS!!! please let me know when it’s uncool to like those next. b/c i’m guessing i’m a little early on the downfall.
Dec 5th
bacon: a rage
people seem to be “so over people who love bacon.” b/c apparently that’s the new thing to get pissed off at hipsters for ruining. what the HELL is wrong w/ you people? seriously? i’m not allowed to love the fuck out of something that tastes delicious? and fuck i’m not bragging about it, i just goddamn love it! it’s salty and chewy and smoky! and it tastes great...
Dec 5th
Dec 4th
hipsters ruin bacon? →
ugh! whatever angry hipster, you ruined opinions.
Dec 4th
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